Once upon a time I was the best blurb writer in the business – really, I was a wonder! But as time weighed down on me and all my afternoons began to expand and contract, I started to lose my touch.
At first it was just the odd phrase I couldn’t manage, but soon enough I couldn’t seem to come up with anything longer than a sentence or two, and certainly nothing with any great detail. Now it’s all I can do to say ‘come see this show,’ and even that takes me half the morning.