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URL:https://moisie.net/events/nick-helms-christmas-fuck-fest-6/
SUMMARY:Nick Helm’s Christmas Fuck-Fest 6
DESCRIPTION:It’s been a shitty couple of years\, so what better way to ac
 knowledge the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ then with the triumphant retu
 rn of Nick Helm’s Christmas Fuck Fest?!\n\nWe know how disappointed you 
 all were last year\, so grab your Christmas socks as we join the Nation’
 s Uncle Nick Helm for the ultimate festive fanfare.\n\nExpect an absolutel
 y shambolic car crash of comedy marking the end of another wasted year all
  in aid of a good cause\, where a slalom of comedians get to come up on st
 age and do a turn before fucking off into the ether.\n\nThe usual Seasonal
  rules apply… list of all the people that shouldn't bother attending:\nA
 rseholes\nDickheads\nWankers\nBellends\nPeople expecting slickness.\nPeopl
 e that think that just by being talked to at a comedy gig they are somehow
  getting picked on.\nPeople in the audience that like to make it all about
  them.\nPeople who just exhale through their nose when something is hilari
 ous instead of properly laughing.\nHecklers.\nRude people.\nPeople incapab
 le of dealing with the concept of a stage persona and who take everything 
 they see in life at face value.\nJournalists that hide in the dark and say
  "Oh he's just doing what he always does".\nLarge groups of actors.\nCats.
 \nPeople that aren't expecting a Fuck-Fest.\nPeople with unrealistic preco
 nceptions of what a comedy show can provide for them.\nEveryone else is we
 lcome.\n\nI guess lower your expectations\, pull your head out of your ars
 e and stop taking yourself and your fucking opinions so seriously.\n\nJoy 
 to the World and Merry Christmas Motherfuckers!
CATEGORIES:Comedy,E06 HB Listings,E13 Elsewhere
 (6H),Import,Live,mostbutnotall,Venue
LOCATION:The Pleasance\, Carpenters Mews\, North Rd\, London\, N7 9EF\, Uni
 ted Kingdom
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